Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?