Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet