Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.