Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.