Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.