Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.