Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!