Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.