Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble