Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"