What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.