What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either