What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.