What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'