What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'