What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'