What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.