What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.