Poverty
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
A good vacuum cleaner !
The toothfairy.
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
They both don't work and always take your money
Princess Diana can't stop either
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'