What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.