What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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He wanted cold hard cash!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'