What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'