What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.