What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures