What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.