What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.