What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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Deep pan, crisp and even.

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Make me one with everything."

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Very little.

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When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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Beef jerky!

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Little Seizures.