What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

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What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest