What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure