What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.