What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.