What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Previous Random Joke Next

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Pizza Guy Jokes More Pizza Guy Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.