What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.