What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.