Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Auction Jokes More Auction Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Pizza Guy Jokes More Pizza Guy Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Hungarian Jokes More Hungarian Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Buddha Pest Jokes More Buddha Pest Jokes

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.