Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars