What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.