What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too