What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments