Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.