Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.