Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.