Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.