Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.