What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.