What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.