What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.