What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even