How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.