How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam