How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.