Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na