Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive