Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive