Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!