Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"