Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*