Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*