Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.