Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.