Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.