Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave