Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!