Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.