Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.