Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.