What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose