What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.