How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)