What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."