What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.