How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?