How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.