How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.