How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.