How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.