How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?