What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.