What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka