What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.