What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any