What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.