What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Plant it in the spring.

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What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!