What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.