What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave