What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."