What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.