What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept