What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.