When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!