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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.