When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
A frog in a blender.
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
Because it was found on the ground.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Til infinity.
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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
She's only wearing one sock.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
A) Usually about 6 months.
