What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!