What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham