What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!