What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.