What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.