Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Previous Random Joke Next

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right