Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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The Soviet Onion

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Everybody loves Putin!

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right