Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.