Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.