How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.