How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right