How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river