How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river