How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right