How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river