How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river