How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river