Crimea a river
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I mean cry me a river river right
Crimea river
None according to the Russians.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
They didn't have ships in common.
Crimea River
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
The Soviet Onion
Dead parents
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
A: Can't complain ...
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Justin Timberpuddle!
