Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.