Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.