Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.