Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.