Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.