Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River