Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River