What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River