What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.