What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.