What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river