What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.