What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River