What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River