What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River