Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.