Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "