Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!