Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.