Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.