Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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apple juice

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