Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

You might also enjoy:

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.