Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac