Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac