Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated