What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese