What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.