What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.