What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.