What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.