Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
A: An Apple turnover.
The iDied
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because it was on old croc.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Because he left the Windows open.
Mac in cheese