Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)