Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.