Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy