What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike