What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.