What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"