What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

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