What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.