What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!