What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.