What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!