What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate