What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.