What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.