What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.