What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.