When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.